Where are your pants?

I, attempting to show that I remembered, sent her a teddybear I made
in Build-A-Bear because we’re miles apart. Today I got an email I never, ever expected in my gmail account.

"Hi!~ I got the bear you sent me in the mail! He’s so
cute and adorable, I love him! I’ve been sleeping with him every night we’ve been apart! Thank you so much of sending him to me!"

WHAT A DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-FACED, SACK OF SHITTY FRIEND THAT TEDDY BEAR IS!  WTF!!!!!!

I
build him with my own hands, buy him for a highly inflated price, and
send him to be with her and he STEALS HER
RIGHT OUT OF MY DAMNED HANDS!!! I’M AWAY AT SCHOOL YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, NOT DEAD! YOU CAN’T JUST SLEEP WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT,
SLUT!

I just want to curl up into a little ball and die. I have
no clue who to go to or where to turn once I get back home. He’s
probably even sexing up her cat right now. Shit!