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I hate her. I hate her stupid stuffed animal. I hate my life

I, attempting to show that I remembered, sent her a teddybear I made
in Build-A-Bear because we’re miles apart. Today I got an email I never, ever expected in my gmail account.

"Hi!~ I got the bear you sent me in the mail! He’s so
cute and adorable, I love him! I’ve been sleeping with him every night we’ve been apart! Thank you so much of sending him to me!"

WHAT A DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-FACED, SACK OF SHITTY FRIEND THAT TEDDY BEAR IS!  WTF!!!!!!

I
build him with my own hands, buy him for a highly inflated price, and
send him to be with her and he STEALS HER
RIGHT OUT OF MY DAMNED HANDS!!! I’M AWAY AT SCHOOL YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, NOT DEAD! YOU CAN’T JUST SLEEP WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT,
SLUT!

I just want to curl up into a little ball and die. I have
no clue who to go to or where to turn once I get back home. He’s
probably even sexing up her cat right now. Shit!

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10 Responses to “I hate her. I hate her stupid stuffed animal. I hate my life”

  1. Ili Says:
    October 16th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    OH LAWL!!~
    I didnt know youd feel that way..hahahaha. NO! The cat is still fine, n hay i thot u hated cats n e way?

    PS. It wouldve been kinkier with a female teddy bear hint hint!!

  2. Huda Says:
    October 16th, 2006 at 10:48 pm

    U certainly do have the BEST blog IN th WORLD.

    No shit.

    Keep up the wit, ninja. Or was it White Ranger?

  3. -aReP- Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 2:33 am

    sengal gile ko..da buang tebiat ke? tobat la..

  4. DON Zimmo Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 7:02 am

    HAHAHAHHAHAA
    kau dah gle ke kawan???
    sangap n gersang eyh
    hahahaahahahahh!!!!!!
    cacat
    teddy bear pon ley kalah
    nyahahahahhahhaa

  5. taufik Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 7:16 am

    wei ko sangap eh..chill la wei..ngan teddy bear pn nk jealous..haha

  6. penny Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 8:59 am

    This is seriously lacking the four letter adjective lol. the trick is to put something along the lines of emo-ish and mentioning girlfriend in th title and suddenly you’ll get traffic coming in your blogs.

  7. Apok Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 11:37 am

    adakah ini terjadi karena aku tidak mngajak kamu ke burlington?
    takpe.nnti esok kita g beli cellphone ek..
    jgn sedih2 tau sayang…

  8. -bAdBoy- Says:
    October 18th, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    mane ko nak letak boyfren ko??
    bukan ke ko gay ke?? ko minat awek tu ke..tedyy bear tu??huhuhu…horny sial…n u r making me horny too…

  9. Arif Says:
    October 18th, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    ceh dasar budak skolah laki

  10. Zriie Says:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 1:30 am

    shiet…. i wish that i was the cat… darnnit…

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