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Hate Topic

ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US ALL YOUR SPOILERS ARE BELONG TO US
ALL YOUR SPOILERS

That transparent, plastic film on newly purchased DVD’s and videogames
that serves as the final barrier in between you and the euphoria of
this year’s top grossing seller in the box office.

It doesn’t make it’s presence known until that tell-tale squiiirch
of reinforced nylon straining against factory-brand casing plastic. You
try to bite through, but you pull to hard and end up wrenching a
now-saliva laden screen of plastic from your mouth as your teeth numbly
slam together in a blunt ache of despair. And there it is in your
trembling hands, mocking you with it’s blatant unopened-ness.

So close but so far indeed.

Aye, it’s a sorrowful tale in the history of life that always lives
to repeat itself once more in homes all ’round the world. Where are the scissors, God?
WHERE ARE THE SCISSOOOORS?!?!

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3 Responses to “Hate Topic”

  1. zAck Says:
    December 13th, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    dude..chill…i always have scissors in my lab kit..u should take a lab class next semester..that way u wont get this emotional…hahaha..unbeleivable..

  2. Fadzrul - Says:
    December 23rd, 2006 at 12:01 am

    dude… seriously!! There are people out there without food. trees are cut down as we speak which leads to global warming. Simply put there are other major things happening in life. But above all that… u had to whine about some plastic cover that supposingly shouldn’t be a problem-if u really are THAT smart… no no no… u dont actually have to be smart at all to realise that whining about some plastic wrapper/seal is futile and a complete waste of time… u could do way better… i know u can..

  3. Arif Says:
    January 9th, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    thank you for taking me so seriously. a winner is you

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